While this reporter is aid up with a sinus infection, battling a stuffy nose and a hacking cough, I know the show must go on and league managers along with all three of our fans eagerly anticipate this weeks recap. I’m not looking for accolades I just want all you unappreciative flapsticks to know whatContinue reading “Week 5”
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Week 4 – Dividing Lines Drawn
There wasn’t much bullshit and bantering amongst the managers group chat throughout the week as everyone decided to recover from the Fuckening that ocurred in Week 3 and be boring. So with that said let’s dive into the recap! Saquan Deez Nuts (SDN) vs. Thai Chili (TC)After a week relegated to depths of the couchContinue reading “Week 4 – Dividing Lines Drawn”
Week 3 – The Fuckening Part 1
It happens at least once every year without warning and as weeks grind on, the inevitable eventually will occur. Managers and players alike shun the word from their lips as if the mere mention of it would bring upon a coming shit storm of pain and suffering. Sometimes we suffer it once, sometimes we canContinue reading “Week 3 – The Fuckening Part 1”
Week 1 Recap – So it Begins
Football is back and so are the crowded bars. For a just a brief moment we stop to appreciate a sense of almost normalcy that has returned to our lives. Alright, well before we even get into it there is something that needs to be discussed. There was a moment during the Thursday night gameContinue reading “Week 1 Recap – So it Begins”
Week 2 – The Bullshit Boogaloo
With Week 1 in the books our teams licked their wounds, or in Lt. Dans case probably just found some rando at the bar to drown their sorrows. Did they win last week? Fuck it who cares Lt. Dan’s a ho. Let’s get into it. Lt. Dan (LD) vs. Saquan Deez Nuts (SDN)Every now andContinue reading “Week 2 – The Bullshit Boogaloo”
Italian Grand Prix
Ok,deep breaths, calm, steady your nerves. WHAT A FUCKING RACE!! As I’ve said before I haven’t watched Formula One for all that long, yet over the past few years the Italian Grand Prix has cemented itself as a special place favored by the racing gods. In 2019 I got to watch Charles Leclerc win inContinue reading “Italian Grand Prix”
Welcome to Our League.
The Teams It’s that time of year again as we come together to watch out favorite athletes take to the gridiron. It’s a time of chicken wings, broken tables, spilt beer, and some ridiculous Sunday shenanigans with friends. It also time to stab those friends in the back while wheeling and dealing your way toContinue reading “Welcome to Our League.”
The Cabin III
I was sure I was going to have a hangover, there was no way I drank that much beer and wasn’t going to pay for it in the morning. Yet, my head felt as if my lips had never even touched an alcoholic drink in months. While my memories of the night before hung cloudedContinue reading “The Cabin III”
Night Terror
The low frequency drone of the neon lights outside the window had finally gotten the better of him. On any normal occasion they wouldn’t even register, his mind already having adapted to tuning them out. This was no normal night, he had been through the pattern enough times in his life already to know whatContinue reading “Night Terror”
The Cabin II
“What…what am I supposed to do with that?” I quitely whispered, my voice barely audible over the flames. Seth let out a sigh, “I hope nothing.” I was too entranced to look at his face. My eyes were far too occupied scanning the foliage illuminated by firelight in the distance, trying to catch any signContinue reading “The Cabin II”